13.1

Here's a little story about 13 miles with a .1 at the end.

1. Here we go. My first nonlocal race and there are A LOT of people.

2. Mile 2 already?! Feeling great.

3. I'd be done if I did a 5K.

4.Still going strong.

5. This scenery is beautiful

6. Starting to feel a little bit tired.

7.I should be feeling my second wind soon.

8. Did I start out too fast?

9. Ugh. I feel terrible.

10. Something is not right.

11. When will this end?

12. I am never going to run again.

13. Collapse

My mom finishing with her bright pink hat in her pants.

"Hey Jeff, your daughter just collapsed!"

*Click of camera*

13.1. Finishing barefoot with some support.

So here's what with down. I was dehydrated and I didn't stock up enough to counterbalance some feminine problems. End results: collapsing, vomitting, not able to form sentences.

I think it makes for a much better story, don't you?

Umm time. I would have roughly been 2 hours and 15 minutes. 

We'll leave it at that.