1. Me: Ok I'll give my boss your resume.
Awkward Guy (AG): It's nice to see that they don't just hire cute girls here.
Me:
AG: I did not mean it that way! You're very cute.
Boss: Laughing his head off in his office
Resume: "Excellent people skills"
2. AG comes up to me and we commence to have a nice little awkward chat. He mentions his girlfriend a few times. Later at the chocolate fountain he creeps up behind me and tells me which chocolate is the best for what item.
3. Roomie's friend who does not take social cues to leave. And then proceeds to talk about the greatest sport ever: Nascar.
4. History AG who knows EVERYTHING. Ask him anything and he will not hesitate to tell you all about it.
My coworker and I are laughing. You should start being awkward back.
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