The Banana Has Met Its Match

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5.0 out of 5 stars No more winning for you, Mr. Banana! March 3, 2011

By SW3K

For decades I have been trying to come up with an ideal way to slice a banana. "Use a knife!" they say. Well...my parole officer won't allow me to be around knives. "Shoot it with a gun!" Background check...HELLO! I had to resort to carefully attempt to slice those bananas with my bare hands. 99.9% of the time, I would get so frustrated that I just ended up squishing the fruit in my hands and throwing it against the wall in anger. Then, after a fit of banana-induced rage, my parole officer introduced me to this kitchen marvel and my life was changed. No longer consumed by seething anger and animosity towards thick-skinned yellow fruit, I was able to concentrate on my love of theatre and am writing a musical play about two lovers from rival gangs that just try to make it in the world. I think I'll call it South Side Story.

Banana slicer...thanks to you, I see greatness on the horizon.

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5.0 out of 5 stars My 27 trained monkeys love this March 3, 2011

By L. Blankenship

As you may or may not know, I have 27 trained monkeys I use to do my evil bidding. Well, the younger monkeys teeth have not fully developed and so slicing a banana to feed them is a necessary chore. The adult monkeys used to have to chew up bananas and feed their young but not anymore with the Victorio Kitchen Products 571B Banana Slicer. The adults are going bananas over this time saving easy product. No longer so they have to taste and chew the deliciousness banana without eating it teasing them like a teenage prom date.

Now, they can eat and enjoy while i feed the young by slicing the bananas into small pieces that's easy for them to digest, This product is aces in my book and if you have 27 trained monkeys that will help you take over the land of OZ, i highly recommenced this product. This product is more useful than a barrel of monkeys

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Discovery Burley's Treasures

The quaintest little coffee/used bookshop:

Don't worry, I got the hot chocolate.

And a few books:

That is Little Women bytheway. Sorry for the blurriness.

I could easily spend all of my money for food there.

And look at what's in store for me everyday at work:

Does is get any better?

Artsy Fartsy...Well, Just Artsy

For my humanities class we needed to attend an art event so I went to the NY Illustrators Exhibit displayed on campus. I even went with an art major and that helped....a lot. I really enjoyed the variety of pieces and learning to appreciate art (because we all know that me and art can only appreciate each other). I found my favorite work(s) online:

I go to an art event and still can't help being an English major.